I just bought this because I miss football season. God, I am SO southern….

Charizard and I like to Skype aka we’re to lazy to drive to each other’s houses. <3

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Made dinner! 

soldiertanalopez:

You should probably send some of that over here.

Just sayin’

They don’t have hot sauce over there? That is not okay.

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Made dinner! 

Bread slices and hot sauce. I’m a baker not a chef. 

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Can we please talk about how every time we have karaoke night these two get a little too into it?

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charlie—-evans:

Of course it was him. Haven’t you seen his puppy pout? It’s killer. Please don’t beat him up, though. I need him in one piece. 

It’s true. Those trouty mouthes can make a mean pout. Fine, but only because the Evans family is my second favorite family ever.

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Didn’t go to the Kentucky Derby this year. NBD. 

charlie—-evans:

Well, of course it’s a southern thing! Don’t you remember when Mommy would tell us that Southern girls do it better? I’m still not entirely sure what “it” is, but obviously we do everything better. Like knowing how to socialize. 

I think we both know exactly what Mommy meant. But you’re right. We socialize better, look better, speak better, and just about everything else. Why do you think Maddie’s so cute? She’s southern.

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Talk of beat up’s and the Derby. 

soldiersammy:

That’s not very nice to say. 

Oh hush. You know I’d never actually hurt you, Sam Bam. You’re my favorite. Well, maybe like my sixth favorite…. Kidding. Sort of.

Didn’t go to the Kentucky Derby this year. NBD. 

soldiertanalopez:

Hold up, excuse me honey? The name’s Santana Lopez, which means I look good in anything and nothing. Don’t you forget it.

Pft. You could never look as good as me in a Derby hat. It’s okay though. I’m sure you’d look nice in… other things.

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Didn’t go to the Kentucky Derby this year. NBD. 

soldiertanalopez:

You’re coming out huh? I always knew you were a closet lady lover Fabgay.

Sounds like a freaking bore to me. But whatever sinks your ship.

Whatever, Satana. You’re just mad because you’d look ridiculous in a Derby hat. Plus, you’re not really southern so you wouldn’t understand.

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